The Confederation of Inner Mations Aststan is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.825 billion Inner Mations Aststanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orley. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Mations Aststanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,409 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,016 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Mations Aststan's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Inner Mations Aststan is ranked 3,272^nd in the world and 3^rd in Anteria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 13,532.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.